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Sorry, to read past here I must add you.  Seriously, just message me and I'll probably accept the add if you're that interested.  I'm not that picky.  I'm just a little iffy about having my every thought and facet of my life out in the open for everyone to read.

Still not sure if you're interested?  Under the LJ-cut with you then!

 
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Oh, chat logs. You entertain me greatly.

My friends amuse me.  Lots.  Perhaps because it's 11 at night and I'm still slightly sick.  ((By the way, I got sick over the course of this week.  I'm better now, though!))

Once again, IM screennames have been changed so as to somewhat protect our identities.
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Opaaru: Proof that children ruin marriages
Opaaru: http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090408/sc_livescience/kidscurbmaritalsatisfaction
Opaaru: KIDS HURT MARRIAGES!
Opaaru: TIE YOUR TUBES LADIES!
Kristen: But that study also states married couples with children are married longer and tend to have higher incomes...
Opaaru: it's a corrolation
Opaaru: not causation
Opaaru: People who're married longer and have higher incomes just so happen to have kids as we;;
Opaaru: *well
Kristen: Also, it only shows numbers from couples who were going from childbirth to one year, nothing beyond that.  Beyond that are the years where the parents can go out or the children will be choosing to leave home and give the parents time alone.
Opaaru: <.< Does Kristen want a chibi?
Kristen: A clone-me would be frightening, in a totally awesome way =D  But not yet.
Kristen: Anyway, I'm just saying that we don't see all the facts here.  Plus, you have to look at it this way -- yeah, your sex life is gonna suck for the first couple years of a child's life because they don't sleep constantly, or they're not heavy sleepers, or what-not.  And I'm sure if you compare that satisfaction with the satisfaction of a couple who had sex several times a week before baby showed up, it's probably going to be lower.
Kristen: Also, it's a question of something that you can't have.  I don't particularly like strawberry milk, but if you told me I couldn't have strawberry milk ever ever again, I'd notice it's loss and miss it a lot more.  Humans hate restraint.
Kristen: ^_^;;  Wow, that got a little longer than I intended.
Opaaru: Xd
Opaaru: XD
Opaaru: So... kids are like strawberry Quick?
Kristen: XDD!
Kristen: Yes.
Kristen: That was what I was going for there.  Totally.
Opaaru: ergo... KIDS ARE DELISHUS ONCE POWDERED AND ADDED TO MILK!
Kristen: Aaaaaaaaand cannibalism.
Opaaru: XD
Opaaru: you knew it was gonna go there
Opaaru: you just dinnat know how
Kristen: Really, everything ends in cannibalism.

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